Lagunitas

Beer, Pale Ale, New DogTown

72 fl. oz.

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Beer, Pale Ale, New DogTown
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Say lah-goo-knee-tuss. Beer speaks. People mumble. This is not the original Pale Ale as brewed in far away 1993 in the back of the Old House of Richards Building in the West Marin hamlet of Forest Knolls right next to little Lagunitas - It is way better. Back then the beer tasted like broccoli and kerosene and the carbonation could eat right through you and drain your stomach into your gut - www.Lagunitas.com. How'za bout trying one of our other beers! There's an old saying; The more things change, the more they change. This is not the same tasty Pale ale we brewed at the beginning. It has accomplished what we all eventually want for ourselves; It has been made new again. We never let this sexy old girl go unbrewed - We dug its hops and its soft malt things, but as we at the brewery have changed we, well, we grew apart. So we decided to get her a chin lift. The results were good, we got a tummy tuck and a brow flip to go with it and there was a little flab that we lipo-sucked out. The results were so good that we went all the way and performed a scalp-scrape, a through-the-arm-pit implant thingy, a toe flop, a cuticle float, a radical corto-conical inter-abdominal spine snip and hip and knuckle replacement to boot. Not the beer is almost unrecognizable even to its former self and while the final version is brighter and more sexy in every way, the same old girl is still underneath it all in the soul of the flavor as it spreads itself across your palate and enters your blood on its way to your brain to make your mind do tricks - give us a call sometime! 707-769-4495. Cheers!

Warnings

Government Warning: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

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